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Friday, March 19, 2010

All Girls Don't Cut Their Hair After A Big Break Up, Some Go Into Porn...Daaaamn

Kristina Rose (I chose this picture just because of the cat ears)

We typically think of porn stars as bigbooty-buxom-loose-ladies with nothing else going for them, right? But there has to be a reason for this. Ya know any hoodrat-ho can get a job at Mickey D's.

Does anyone else one else spend their free time googling things like, "why do girls become pornstars?" "why don't porn stars use condoms/get pregnant?" "Do pornstars get STIs?" etc.

I know i sure do. Like really a sistah wants to know.

The conclusion I pretty much came to was that pornstars are washed up actresses and divorcees looking to get it in. Couldn't they just become video vixens or professional extras? Daaamn is it that serious? What happened to the olden days when chicks cut their hair and ate their own weight in Ben and Jerry's. Supposedly they get screened for STDs every month or they can't get work.
Hustle and Flow was a straight lie it's definately not "hard out here for a pimp" when this is what people resort to.

Check out my girl, Naomi Russell. She's about 26 now, and graduated high school at 13. This chick's a genius.

She was a legal analyst and a litigator. Sounds like good money to me, right? Umm not enough for her. She got a divorce and decided to quit her job to pursue a career in porn just shy of getting her masters.
Divorce turns women into sluts. [ooooh so that's why God doesn't condone it. I totally get it now, God.]
So uuhhh, I guess these years of porn are really gonna look good on her resume. I'd like to see how it goes down, when she's in the interview process and her bosses recognize her from her movies. So funny!

Anywho just because i'm not an advocate of such behaviour doesn't mean I'm gonna knock anyone else's hustle. One of my favorite blogs The Boobs has a new column where you can ask porn star, Kristina Rose, any and every question you have about her uh, (let's call it interesting) career choice.[Desboobs is definately a girl after my own heart!] Kristina is a really down-to-earth type of girl that just likes the motion of the ocean, I guess. Maybe she can change my mind about some of the aforementioned porn star stereotypes.
[probably not but at least I'll possibly understand it]

BTDubz if anyone has any answers to the above questions, feel free to post!

Listen to Charles Hamilton profess his love and question the profession of his favorite Pornstar, Lacey Duvalle


Anonymous said...

Perhaps the grueling work load to keep up the grade is less appealing than say....getting 'it' up and taking that load....HmMmm. I'll take school and risk my grade over risking my DIGNITY and self worth any day. As for divorcees, maybe they just need some kind of big change. A risk so to speak. I mean c'mon, what says "It's over" to the dick that left you/you left, better than a few hundred other dicks....I can't say I would know.

Gossip Girl said...

@Truth Hurts I completely agree with you, but the line of thinking is mind-boggling. Nothing says it's over to every dick you meet like, 100 other dicks also